9 Words Women Use

1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
   
2. Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, Five Minutes really means at least half an hour. Five Minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.
3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means Something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with Nothing usually end in Fine.
4. Go Ahead: This is a dare, NOT permission. Warning: Don't Do It!
5. Loud Sigh: This is actually not a word, but is a nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A Loud Sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing around arguing with you about Nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of Nothing.)
6. That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's Okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.
7. Thanks: A woman is thanking you. Do not question it, show surprise, or faint. Just say, “You're welcome.” (Note: This is true unless she says, "Thanks a lot." That is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say "you're welcome" at this point... it will only bring on Whatever.)
8. Whatever: This is not an agreement, nor is it a compromise. It is the Kiss of Death.
9. Don't worry about it, I got it: This statement is dangerous! She has told you to do something several times, and before you can get to it she is doing it herself. This will later result in you asking, “What's wrong?" For her response refer to # 3.

** Warn all the men you know so they can memorize this terminology, and avoid the inevitable arguments……. Then send it on to all the women you know to give them a good laugh… because they know it's true